You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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