I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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