you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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