yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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