So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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