Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
They have beer where we have blood.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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