He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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