were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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