I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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