She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
