i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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