I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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