question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
These tits shall not be calmed
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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