I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.