thanks...oh and i got my period
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?