Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.