Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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