do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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