u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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