YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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