i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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