Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
