Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I have fence marks all over my body
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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