He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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