Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's rum buckets o'clock
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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