I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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