It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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