Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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