Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
