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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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