she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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