Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Randomize
