No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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