My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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