i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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