But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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