Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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