Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
