No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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