she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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