I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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