im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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