Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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