Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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