their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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