Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
as a side note pls kill me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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