Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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