New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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