Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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