the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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