I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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