Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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