I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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