i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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