The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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