I heard we made out
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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