The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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