I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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