I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
More tranny stories later!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.