therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.