we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.