So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You are a genius and a whore.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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