remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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